Thursday, 27 August 2009

Below the Belt

Just noticed that in the recent issue of 8 Days Felicia Chin made a public statement that she "has not had plastic surgery on the upper half of her body". What the f does that mean? First it is useful to conclude that you could rub 10 gallons of bust firming cream into your tits until they become harder than steel, and it still wouldn't count as plastic surgery. And secondly what sort of plastic surgery is going on below the belt? I'm thinking of PTP, which incidently stands for "Pussy Tightening Procedure".

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