Come as you are

I am, naturally, infamous for making "come" jokes. Like when people use the word "come" in a way that gives rise to a double ententre, I will pounce on it, milk it for what it's worth (until it comes - hur hur).

But there is the dreaded monotony, of course. Nobody wants to be making the same jokes all the time, not even me. So I have here a pun on "come" which doesn't have to do with sexual orgasm.

Host: (at somebody's Chinese New Year gathering) Hey check these out. They're sorda like grapefruit, but they could also be tangerines. They're a mixed breed.

WP: What do they call these things? Kumquats? Oranges? Who knows about these genetic engineering things these days.

R9: Well kum as you are*. Hur hur hur.

* a phrase meaning: whoever you are, we will accept you. Also the title of a Nirvana song